My wife has insisted I must keep my phone with me at all times to be ready in case of emergency. I dislike having to carry it around all the time. I have decided to become a nudist. Then I can legitimately avoid carrying it.
My ass muscles aren't strong enough to keep it in place and carrying it in my armpit would only work until I needed to reach for something. That isn't even factoring in the gross-out factor of using the phone after carrying it in either of those two places.
I think this will work but am postponing the experiment until warm weather again presents the sun to warm my future nudity. I have high hopes. Wish me luck and look away. It won't be pretty.
